Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Sourav Ganguly and E-Mail Forwards

These days there are innumerable forwards about Ganguly. But this one seems to be the most widespread virus..
All Indians are eagerly waiting to see Ganguly score a two digit number (or) stay on stumps atleast till a 2 Minute-Maggie gets completely cooked..

Best Seller by Ganguly: Back to the Pavillion in 2 minutes

- Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."

- Narain Karthikeyan to get some tips on Speed from Ganguly. His sponsorers have asked him to talk to the Prince of Kolkotta. They are also planning to endorse Ganguly.

-Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot. As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. "I must have broken world records a few times in this series" , says the Indian dimunitive wicketkeeper.Q: Any Guesses which is Ganguly's favorite movie? A:Gone in 60 seconds.

- Railways keen on Ganguly: Atleast we'll be having someone who comes (back) before time. This will help them improve the image with the Indian public.

Q: Which was the hottest place in B'lore Chinnaswami Stadium for the past few days?
A: The seat Ganguly was sitting in, while in the Pavillion.

- Ganguly to donate all his bats to charity. "I don't require a bat nowadays", said the Indian southpaw.

- Dravid's latest comment on Ganguly: "In the pavillion, there's God, and then there's Ganguly (always there)".
5 marks question

Q: Which are the 5 ways to get the wicket of Ganguly?
1) Bowl to rib cage. Ganguly jumps in his place. mistimes pull. Easy catch for short midwicket
2) Bowl good length outswinger. Easy catch to keeper/slip
3) Full length delivery at off stump. Easy catch for gully
4) Bowl short pitch outside offstump. Ganguly drags on to the stumps
5) Bowl a flighted delivery. Earlier Ganguly would hit sixes. Now he either gets bowled or stumped or catch to close in fielders
Now some Recipe
Maggie in Two Minutes
Step 1:Boil one cup of water.
Step 2: As soon as Ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiled water and put the tastemaker.
Step 3: Stir till Ganguly is on field.
Step 4: As soon as Ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat. This formula will definitely work 9 out of 10 times.
NOTE: To be on the safer side, stir till Ganguly is back to the dressing room. This is just to ensure that the Maggie is not half-cooked.
1 Mark Questions (Answer in not more than 1 line)

1) What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time

2) How can u say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat

3) If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall

4) How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up

5) Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket?

Ans: no comments...

6) Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement?

Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly.
Come on Ganguly.... Relax..... Play your Game.. Dont worry about Nagma... The Gutka Guys are there to take care of her..
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Anonymous said...


Arvind said...

my answer to that 5 mark question....

any 5 ways to get ganguly out?

1)bowl any ball
2)bowl any ball
3)bowl any ball
4)bowl any ball
5)bowl any ball

but the pity is that,we r making fun of a guy who is termed the "most sucessful indian captain" ever and the 3rd highest run getter in ODIs ,just after sachin and inzy.thats a pity

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